no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people
honey, im homo
welcome back queer
How was your gay?
It was a pain in the ass.
(Source: moriohs, via virused)
when i’m done dealing with someones shit
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.
This man knows his audience
(Source: peterquill, via rubee)